Bugger off you cheeky sod. I`m as much an Urfanian as you!
Oh, er, sorry. Under all that, er, fur, you didn`t half look weird.
Ah, well you see, it`s the vitamins!
Vitamins?
Well, vitamins, my extreme old age and the fact I`ve not cut my hair in thirty five years.
THIRTY FIVE YEARS!?! No wonder you look like a hippy.
Look like a WHAT?
Er, erm, a happy, yes, a happy person.
Oh.
Well, nice to meet you.
Right.
Can you tell me where I might find some really expensive shells?
Er, on the back of very expensive crabs?
Other than the obvious!
I`m afraid you won`t find any just lying around.
Why?
Simple. I`ve got them all!
You!
Ah ha.
There is something I might accept in trade for one of my prized shells.
Yes?
I`m really partial to chocolate. Do you have any?
I can tell from that cunning smile, and sweet smelling chocy oddur that you have yum yum!
How did you guess?
No more talk, gimmy gimmy!
Ok, but I want a shell for my trouble.
Certainly, see that rock over there.
Yep!
Well, it`s under that! I buried there when I was a strapping young sailor.
Fair enough, here`s your chocolate.
Finished your chocolate I see.
I wanna more, get me more.
I`m in the middle of a sinister mystery here. Not only has an important person disappeared, but now I`m faced with breaching an impassable science lab security door. It`s no easy life.
I can help you there son.
Oh, how?
Hmm, you know my price!
Thanks for the chocy. Now, sonny. Here`s a key and a special maintenance card that will help you overcome your little problem. I used to be an official Zantis repair type person I did. Honest.
Cheers!
If, by that awful grin, I take it you have obtained some chocolate for me, Please give it here.
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Please could I have one?
Well don`t be greedy grandpa, giz one!
Would you be willing to trade one of your shells?
I don`t give them away!
Don`t be rude, I`m old.
Sound fair.
Er, no sorry.
Yes, but it`s invisible chocolate!
Not at the moment.
Well run child, I`m VERY partial to chocy!
Do I look like I`ve come down on the last drop of rain. I`ve been diddled by that lark before!
Chop chop, if you`re buying. I haven`t had chocy in years!